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The most outlandish tech CEO quotes from 2025 (sherwood.news)
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[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Optimus will ultimately be better than the best human surgeon with a level of precision that is impossible — that is beyond human…

Ever heard of robot-assisted surgery?

People always talked about eliminating poverty, but actually Optimus will actually eliminate poverty.

The wealth gap wouldn't contribute to the problem of course, buy my solution instead to widen it some more... actually

I’ve reduced it from 9,000 heads to about 5,000 because I need less heads

I be damned, a man wanting less head...

They work hard 24 by 7, you don’t have to pay ’em, and they don’t need any lunch, and they don’t have any healthcare benefits, so they’re very affordable and that really complements our workforce

Why did we ever do away with slaves, am I right?

There’ll be ups and down. This is a revolution. Some people can get their heads cut off.

Friendly reminder: you might want to switch teams, when talking about cutting heads off, in relation to a revolution...

And regardless, these are all really just moments in time. The last week is a moment in time, too

Tech CEO's in the shower when they see bubbles popping...