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Man who is obsessed with the fire service walks free for arson (www.chroniclelive.co.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Maybe he intentionally sets fires because it makes him feel good, and he knew that it would. He feels nice, like sugar and spice!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Unexpected James Brown

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did.....did you not even glance at the article summery?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did, then I read your comment, and then my brain failed to connect the two

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy who burned down his own house is named James Brown.

What are you not getting?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

No, I got it now, but last night I didn't lol

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