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[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did.....did you not even glance at the article summery?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I did, then I read your comment, and then my brain failed to connect the two

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The guy who burned down his own house is named James Brown.

What are you not getting?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

No, I got it now, but last night I didn't lol