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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 71 points 2 days ago (62 children)

Beans are a better protein source because you get fiber too and fiber is really the thing people lack in their diet. Also, no living creature is harmed in the process.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

Beans are great, but you need to eat 7 cups of beans, ~1.75 Litres of beans to get 100g of protein.

Even if you're vegetarian there are better sources of protein then that.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could probably handle a handle of beans in a day, but I'm not sure if it'll go as well if I keep forgetting to pour out the vodka before beaning the handle

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

beaning the handle Just be safe, okay?

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