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[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm Russian for wanting the war in Ukraine to end, I'm Russian for citing American news sources about it, and I am apparently in a gay relationship with Vladmir Putin himself for pointing out well-documented Cold War history. I don't know how or when Russia laid claim to all this stuff, but at this point I've got to respect their hustle.

[–] AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A fellow internet Russian troll bot 🫡 We must begin learning Russian language !!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sometimes i wish i knew the language; especially so when i get accused of being one.

i suspect that it will come in handy blue-maga gets angry for advocating voting against the democrat's zionist pro-genocide candidate in the next presidential election. lol

[–] thlibos@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 month ago

Молодец, Володя! Пожалуйста, явись в ФСБ, чтобы получить следующее задание.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would come in very handy for piracy, knowing which slur people in online games are calling you, and reading Dostoevsky books in their full unfiltered misery. And Geoguessr.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

and reading Dostoevsky books in their full unfiltered misery.

no thanks, it's bad enough in english already. lol

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Congratulations on your relationship, when's the wedding?