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flowers get raped by bugs all the time
If I stand in the town square with my dick out and in my hand, naked body slathered in glue, and with a cheeseburger in my left hand, and if someone comes by to take a bite out of my cheeseburger, and gets stuck on my body because of the glue, and then I PROCEED TO BLOW A LOAD ON THEM WHILE THEY ARE STUCK then I'm not sure I'm the one that gets violated.
I read this aloud with an australian accent