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[โ€“] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

On behalf of the Department of War, it is my sad duty to confirm that your son is presumed to have been killed in action. Your son died serving the nobel cause of being a distraction from the Epstein Files.

[โ€“] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

and the date of the death will be determined once your son is drafted. lol