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[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 month ago (4 children)

American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Iran just might save humanity.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Americans sure as hell aren't

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

we need to be saved from Americans. Very difficult for Americans to understand that they are now the baddies.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh trust me, we know it. Its a minority of Americans cheering this on.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great, then it should be no problem for your to get off your asses and deal with this small group of Americans. Unless, you know, you’re a bunch of goddamn cowards?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's easy to sit behind a keyboard and tell someone else to go put their life on the line for a cause.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Almost as easy as disingenuously dining out on your national legacy of “give me liberty of give me death” and “saving the world from fascists” for a century or two.

“Keyboard warrior” lines coming from Americans who claim to be “the resistance” in 2026 are clown shit. You’re a MAGA enabler and you’re part of the problem.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're putting an awful lot of words in my mouth that I didn't say.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, just go have a nap, then. Surely someone will be along to save you.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I didn't do anything to you. Why so much venom? You really think I can do something against the U.S. government? They rolled up to Venezuela and kidnapped their president like it was child's play. What makes you think there's anything I can personally do to them? It doesn't matter how angry I am, they're still the ones with the bombs.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s plenty you can personally do.

But you’re not asking “what can I do”- you’re asking “what can I do that requires no risk or sacrifice on my part?”

You’re fine. The rest of the world expects literally nothing from you and you’re doing an excellent job of doing fuck all.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know why I wasted my time responding to you in the first place. Your post history indicates you're an insufferable person.

Your obsession with constantly shitting on Americans is pathetic.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

You’re right, you guys are doing just fine and your inaction certainly won’t make it everyone else’s problem too.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Decades of brainwashing.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's more likely that one of the toddlers gets their fee fees hurt and pushes the big red button.

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

I love this idea!! ❤️

[–] xep@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering how much they have that's unlikely...

If I made $1000 an hour and worked every hour of a year it would take me ~114 years to earn $1B, that is how fucking large a billion. is. People cannot fathom how much money $1B is.

[–] arcine@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

You have strange euphemisms for "violent, public execution"