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[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I prefer my autocrats in .txt

but seriously why are we censoring "pedophile" here?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 17 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

I self censored for no reason really.

I think I’ve written the word pedophile too much lately and wanted to mix things up a bit.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why does acrobat support PDF files? 

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

They're in the files...

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