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The victim -- identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells -- was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, according to the Charles County Sheriff's Office.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 69 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Two people who were in the back seat of the vehicle witnessed the deadly shooting, the sheriff's office said. Webber allegedly asked them for their help in disposing of the body, but they refused, got out of the car, left the scene and ultimately flagged down officers with the La Plata Police Department, authorities said.

well that seems to be a slam dunk case

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)

well that seems to be a slam dunk case

..or whatever the cornhole equivalent is. A cornhole-in-one?

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Grand bag: when a player makes all four bags in the hole directly, one after another, during an inning; differs from a four-bagger in that a bag is not later knocked from the board's surface into the hole during the inning. 🤷🏼

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

there are rules to corn hole?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I mean, yeah. You at least have to decide who's on top first.

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