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[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

Everything going on with the femboy heatmap is incredible. All the red and blue areas of the southwest doing the handshake meme. The population cachment areas of fucking Scranton and Pueblo of all places going all in for some reason. The smooth cultural gradient in Cascadia.

It's also in the wrong article because femboys aren't trans, but it is funny to contrast it with the map for 'shemale' (eugh)

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 24 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

They don't even hide it, the Manosphere paradoxaly loves femboys.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The straightest thing you can do is blow your homie.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a little male bonding, it's not gay.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

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