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AMD says it will buy Intel, completing the strangest reversal in chip history (www.techspot.com)
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article texthappy April fool's btw

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

At least then the lies have reason. It's fucked up reason, but it's reason.

April fools day is FUCKING LYING FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE AND LIE FOR THE SAKE OF IT.

And notebly shit like this actually can cause real problems. Iv seen April fools jokes cause thousands in lost dollars because of stock swings due to this bull shit for example

People ACTUALLY get hurt over this crap too. It's REALLY fucking annoying.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have people always had his opinion? I swear I've never seen pushback for April Fools joke articles in the past. Hell, they were anticipated because of fun ones like Blizzard.

[–] x_pikl_x@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Just the "kicked off of every other platform" crybabies that have settled on Lemmy doing what they do

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anything you can think of, there's probably a whole group of people who hate it.

You probably stay away from people like that in your real life, but through the magic of the Internet they get to sit in your living room and yell at you to stop having fun.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems to be more prevalent here on the fediverse specifically

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just report them, Rule 3, the moderator team here is incredibly fast to respond.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People get hurt on Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas too.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 week ago

I have no sympathy for day traders

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you find yourself falling for these kinds of jokes then you may need to reconsider how you evaluate news.