this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
203 points (98.1% liked)
Memes
55254 readers
1625 users here now
Rules:
- Be civil and nice.
- Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.
founded 7 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.
He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an 'S' on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.
Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, "That's a nice car, young man. But what's the 'S' for?".
The snail smiled and replied, "Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'".
why did this hurt so much? lol
chirp chirp ^thank^ ^you^ ^though^ ^I^ ^laughed^
Edit: I tried for so long to get superscript text and I cannot get either my client to cooperate, or I just have no idea what I’m doing. Oh well.
^chirp^ ^chirp^
markup
*^chirp^ ^chirp^*Oh, I see. It’s per word. Thank you.