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reposting to see how much the lemmyverse has learned since the last time: https://lemmy.ml/post/7927508

the ultimate police state - 'security' is one of their top exports

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[โ€“] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Daniel Democrat beats a man 49% to death with a lead pipe, then Robert Republican takes his turn and does the other 51%. The man is now a smear on the floor.

Daniel Democrat turns to the police and says "Why are you questioning me, the other guy did it more!"

Shut up, you're both going to prison.