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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Wheres all the 'kill your local pedophile' talk now?

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com -4 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Are you making a call for action while sitting behind a keyboard? Are you asking for help with your own "extrajudicial plans", or are you simply "asking questions"? What's the point of your comment?

Fuck pedophiles and all, but what the shit are you doing about it, that you're just gonna call out into the void with "tough speak", asking why nobody's killing people?

Why are violent-instagations often coming from like day old accounts? It's like someone wants to stoke radicalization through violent rhetoric

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah im totally a cop, and not referencing this guy' party's big queerphobic slander-slogan now that applies explicitly to him.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 0 points 1 day ago

Go home bot, you're drunk

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