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The same way the next laws will keep kids safe. When you leave your front door, you will have to drop your pants so the TSA can check your asshole. It's necessary. You know. To keep kids safe.
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Assprints are as unique as irises or fingerprints, and are bigger.
Reposted to death, but in case anyone new hasn't seen Smart Pipe yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ