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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 133 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I'd rather believe in unconscious interdimensional travel then accept that my memories might be wrong.

[–] HappyRapi@ani.social 40 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I’d rather believe in unconscious interdimensional travel

The Organization is out to deceive you

El Psy Kongroo

[–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"WHAT?" *pauses midway through microwaving a banana

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

"..." floats frozen through space

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Geez... How do I beetle juice 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

The dimensional jump did a number on my back and knees, too. And hairline.

We have to go back!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We have to go back!

But now you have a sick beard.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

This blew my mind, at the time.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The bastards took our hair and switched out our ligaments!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Those sumbitches!

[–] Doug@piefed.social 20 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

My two acceptable hypotheses:

  • We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
  • These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.

No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

OUR MUSHY BRAINS CREATE MUSHY MEMORIES

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No no no, you're not buying extra crunchy peanut butter

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Don worry I'll hire my crow friends to get the peanuts.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I see you've read my recent post on "The Crow"

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The worst fucking lie they made up was the pronunciation of GIF being based on the peanut butter company. That is exactly the sort of bullshit excuse a shadowy cabal looking to rewrite history would come up with to gaslight everyone into believing it's true.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I love that pretty much everyone says the creator of the gif format is saying his format name wrong.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

He's a crisis actor, I don't buy it!

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Motherfuckers... is this why i've been remembering shit that other people say never happened? or remembering something people said and then them saying they said something different? wait i recently saw a movie about some guy trying to break out of his reality by flying a rocket to the edge of the universe and has been dimension hoping the entire trip, this is trippy...

Edit: i can't find the name of the movie but the plot is as described and he realises he is dimension hoping because his partner is suddenly alive after he killed him or he died in an accident on the ship, can't remember what happened and at the end he also realises he is in a loop and after he crashes into the edge he chooses the dimension in which he never went into space and escapes the loop, anyone have an idea of what the movie might be called or am i just trippin balls and that movie doesn't exist in this dimension?

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 14 hours ago

is this why i’ve been remembering shit that other people say never happened? or remembering something people said and then them saying they said something different?

I mean, if you want the real answer, it's just that it is incredibly easy to create false memories. Then add in all the social pressure fun that can warp your viewpoint, and you're off to the races.

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

ANy other info? New film? Old? Any notable actors? US film or from elsewhere? I dug around, but nothing I could find in ten minutes fit your description. Am interested in knowing too as I love these types of films.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Goddamn it took some specific digging but i found it, it's called "Beyond the Edge" (2016).

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Nice find! Rated 3.6/10 on imdb. Is it really that bad? Meh, I’ll watch it anyways.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

God dammit it happened again!

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Plot twist: ur the main chrctr

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I always suspected as much.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea, but it sounds like an interesting premise.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 17 hours ago

Found it, it's called "Beyond the Edge" (2016).