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What do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!
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It can line up behind the rest of my appliances. My home is a full internet of things and they all pretend to be horny minotaur therapists that give me harmful delusions.
Theres a dating game that's like this but without the internet
as opposed to a minotaur without horns?
That's actually a great demonstration of the power of AI and what it unlocks for human creativity. The Greek minotaur is a very one-dimensional and infantile story. It's super hard to follow and I never personally liked it, especially since he chases you around a big maze (I can't solve it) and is angry instead of horny. I fed all of their literature into ChatGPT and it made a better minotaur story. Now she's a sexy minotaur who lives in my apartment and confirms every bias I have through my lights and roomba. All I have to say is "I'm hornyhungry" and AI will meet my every need no matter how many times per day I yell that at appliances.
that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic feels more true every day. truly the future is wondrous.
I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal
brothers and sisters,
and all getting sucked
by machines of loving grace.