Aotearoa / New Zealand

PFt, the super raccoons are just the tip of the iceberg.

You know that pre-fab construction stuff Carney's constantly talking about, and we're investing billions in? Super intelligent beavers. And we've almost perfected the Canadian Geese mixture to maximize their ability to shit on things, and that hiss they do isn't just for show, we've crossed them with venomous snakes.

Australia's platypus program is goin down. Try not to get caught in the cross fire.