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For this to work, you've gotta bring more weight down than you do back up.
Thankfully, you can just leave all your hopes and dreams at the workplace to make your car lighter on the way back!
Also your poop, drink coffee on the way in
Or get free delivery of dumbbells and other heavy stuff to your house and send them back from your workplace.