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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's.. Not really a couple dispute, is it? Still, pretty funny lol

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn't really count

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

β€œI can fix Lonestar.”

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

β€œSign in to confirm your age”

No, I don’t think I will. Thank you.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

She should've just given him the raspberry.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's up with the calling Lonestar?

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I'm leaning toward the first.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Spaceballs reference maybe?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Look, just don't, OK?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just completely random