The franchise has shown over the years that dinosaurs prefer to eat corporate executives and animal abusers. It is also clear that children are safer alone with dinosaurs than with Trump.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, they didn't pay the one sysadmin enough

[–] Emi@ani.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Spared no expense, except for IT. Biggest mistake you can make.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago

Where the film lost a significant message of the books. He did spare a lot of the expense :D

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

You never need to pay the IT guy.

Everything just works? Why do we need to pay you?

Everything just borked out of nowhere? What are we paying you for?