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[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Completely plausible! Have you aged since? Or stopped aging at 27?

Edit: If not maybe you needed to add a few drops of purple eyeglass-cleaner sample.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I have aged since but I'm not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I'll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it's going when I'm 40.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Remindme! 13 years