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[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The rest of us will stay in our vans plugged into public outlets that the city forgot was turned on.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getta load of Mr. Moneybags over here with a fancy van. Some of are lucky to live in a tent.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ooooh, a tent, you say? well that must be nice. I'm in the woods using caves and making beds out of leaves.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Woods? Caves? Leaves?! What I'd give for that luxury biodiversity!

I spend every night in the open air with naught but rocks and sand for company!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Garage? Garage?! Well la di da Mr Frenchman.

H: well what do you call it?

I call it my car hold.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I thought he said car hole. But whatever I get the reference.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 hours ago

Hey! You're right!

Fuck this has been rent free in my head for decades and it's been wrong the whole time.

Let me tell you about my favourite song: slow talking Walter...