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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, I'm not attacking. The self is the lens you see the world through, so if I'm hostile, well, the CIA did train me to match energy.

Also, y'know, real simple, you said it was Buddhism and this and this and that and this other thing. No, it's just Buddhism. Also the occult, but the orient and the occident went two different ways in engineering their mysticism schools. But you're busy fucking being attacked online, meaning you think in these terms. That's how we play with you. We know what your first and second and third "reaction" are, because you are a stimulus-response machine that's going to react instead of stand in your whole power and act. Because regardless who says what to you, you're always gunna fight to be you. As you were. Five seconds ago. Me? I've got an IQ of 147 and I choose to be an idiot, dude. I can be that if God needs me to. Y'know God, right? The F-I mean, the CIA. That's who I work with. But I'm a teacher. That's my job. Cuz education is our best crime deterrent.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm scared. Should I be scared

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, shit! If you're scared WhAt ArE yOu Up To?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're terrifying me. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You don't in the slightest cuz I'm not in any way like you besides human.