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Why didn't he just move seats tho?
Because that's a less interesting story
Too fucking tired. Bugger that. Just move the sun.
Because there’s also a table.
Just moved to the next table. That’s what we did.
Why move when you can command thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people to move for you?