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I used to work for a very shitty hotel. Like, heroin and hookers kind of hotel.
One summer we somehow became the official hotel of something called CLAW. I have no idea what it stands for, but the basic idea is that it's a gay guys in leather convention.
Anyways, I'm a straight male. I have no issues with these guys, but I wouldn't join in. As I'm working the front counter, this guy comes up and tries to flirt with me. I politely decline. Then he goes off to our dining room area.
Another guy walks up to check in. As I'm doing my job, the first guy comes back, walks up to the guy checking in, and says "Heeeey, I'm Tom. Are you single?" to which the second guy says "No, but I'm free to play". Tom then gives him a room key, and says "Well I'm room 329. Feel free to bring as many as your friends as you like".
To this day I am dumbfounded by that interaction. To any gay dudes reading this, I want you to know flirting with women and sealing the deal is NOWHERE NEAR that easy! I was impressed, and a bit jealous.
Tom walked up to this guy, and with 1 sentence and 1 question organized an orgy in which he was not at all responsible for setting up. He's just offering a room. You bring the dudes.
This means Tom doesn't have to vet people. He doesn't need to make sure everyone is comfortable with each other. He just told the second guy to bring all his friends, and he reaps all the rewards of orgy host!
To put that in perspective, I'm 42, and never even had a threesome with 2 women. Because its such a hassle getting all the details just right. Meanwhile Tom's over here like "ALL of your friends please!"
He went from "Hi my name is Tom" to "Lets pack my room with dudes" with only one sentence, and one question. Even the Germans aren't THAT efficient!
So for you to say that you can't get any other guys to give you a handjob......brother, you're just not trying! Have you tried opening with "Hello"? Apperently that leads to orgies.
It's because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can't do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Ladies, I promise I'm not trying to eat you.
.....wait. No, I mean, I'll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.
Also, I'd like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!
Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!
See? So hard to talk to women!
That's why I only eat the flesh of men ^_^
See ladies! I'm perfectly safe!
This is why I don't say anything. I just stare and smile and get closer veeeeery slowly. They're kind of like deer.