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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 179 points 1 day ago (5 children)

kill a couple billionares and give their wealth to the poor people and they wont be poor anymore and it a lot less killing....

2 or 3 instead of millions, I think that math works out pretty well

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why kill them? I would rather they compete on a reality TV show to not get fired from a soul sucking benefitless job at their former corporations.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd watch a reality TV show where people like Musk had to work for a week in a mine, or on an oil rig, doing the hardest jobs. They wouldn't last a minute.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

They had that stupid undercover boss show but it was nothing but a shameless commercial for the company and patronizing pandering to the slave class.

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, that’s too good. He needs to work the lowest paying job in his corp.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'd love to watch these geniuses try to "innovate" their way out of cleaning toilets.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Or Bumfights. What do you think they’ll be using the Temu Colosseum for after it’s first spectacle?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why can't we, as a society, just take Musk's money and redistribute it? It is absolutely stupid that we allow someone to have more money than he can use while so many people can't afford to live

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most of those trillions are unrealized gains based on completely unrealistic valuation in "trust me bro" style

Like Tesla being worth more than all the western car manufacturers combined or xai being "worth" billions even if it's losing billions every year.

The second he dumps those stocks, the house of cards would crash almost immediately

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I swear people think billionaires have a giant vault of money like Scrooge McDuck. I have had to explain this to people so many times. His wealth is almost entered imaginary and based on the speculative possible future profits of his companies. If he ever tried to convert it into cash the value would go to zero.

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

His wealth isn't imaginary when he uses it as collateral to borrow actual money, though.
That's the weird part, when billionaires use their money, it's real.
But when you discuss taking it away or taxing it, it's suddenly just an imagination.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because it's not "real" money

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's real enough to use as collateral to borrow actual money from banks.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

Sure, but turning it all into actual resources for the community wouldn't be as easy as it seems (I think?)

Realistically it's not liquid assets like it is for you and me. They purchase items that "appreciate" like land and art, then take loans out using them as collateral to then get them appraised higher to take out another loan to pay off the other one then use the extra for living on. They don't live on dividends or income, it's a game of loans that they have a small army of accountants running. That doesn't mean we shouldn't take those assets. Just that it doesn't translate into immediate cash flows for people.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Bro solved the trolley problem.

[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Jonathan Swift you card, I didn't realize you were using Reddit now.