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Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
Is she available?
Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Your Th is broken.
þorn is love, þorn is life.
Wait; are you the anti-Ai moron?
I'm not sure what you are refering to.
What’s wrong with your “th”?
Ōh, ƿe'ſt pleyinge cōy nū, ārē ƿe? Þat ſlye game, eh?
Oh we're playing coy now are we? That sly game, eh? Did I get it right?
That's a bingo!
Agreed.
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.