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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's never been a better time to cash out those 401ks full of tech stocks.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Well, maybe six months ago. Or pretty much any time before March.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't bother with that user. They were arguing a few days ago that the economy is fine, that the current stock values weren't intentionally pumped and that Trump didn't straight fuck the market back in 2025 by applying tarrifs to our trade partners.

Edit: ah there it is, another string of down votes on my comments lol, keep it up fuckass I dare you

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, so that's why I have them tagged as "fascist simp."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DOW is back over 51k. That means everything is good and nobody is allowed to complain.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

FYI, DOW doesn't stand for anything. "Dow" is commonly used to refer to the "Dow Jones Industrial Average."

[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They weren't implying it was an acronym. They were just shouting DOW at you.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NNNNNAAAAASSSSDDDDAAAAAAQ!!!!

[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm fighting every urge to try turning that into an acronym.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't fight it. If it feels good, do it.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And yet, you knew what they meant.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, this time I managed to figure it out. Next time they screw up an acronym, somebody else might not.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, you'd have fun in the military.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nobody would be having any fun.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dow stands for Charlies Dow, the co-founder of Dow Jones & Company.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, his name is Dow. DOW doesn't stand for anything.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We usually acronymize that as DoW, not DOW, though some people use all caps.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DOW is just his name in capital letters

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THIS IS JUST A COMMENT IN CAPITAL LETTERS

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

QQQ and VOO are both up handsomely year-to-date.