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[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yep, that's the move. You don't have to pick up each egg and inspect it. If it rocks, it's good.

If there's just one or two, I look for the bad dozen, which is usually there in the case, off to the side. Open that and replace the good eggs from that carton with the bad ones in your carton. Now you have 12 good eggs, and eventually the store will have a carton of 12 cracked eggs.

You still get dirty looks from dickheads, though, which I enjoy. I'm always pleased to piss off judgemental Karens.

[โ€“] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

I do the put all the bad eggs in 1 carton too. Fuck the ones who glare. If they had any brains they would see we are helping. If not switched and consolidated there would be a lot more bad cartons tossed as waste