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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

So none of you have a scrotum?

You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those stretch and lose support with age

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Damn, I thought I was getting taller.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your scrotum doesn't retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn't apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.

With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, I didn't know I was guaranteed a huge scrote! Best news all day!

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Scrotemaxxing ftw

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Might be more helpful for people with specific conditions. Off the top of my head i'm thinking Bell Clapper Defomity and Varicoceles. But even those cases, I'd think you would just…wear a jockstrap? Generally a good idea for intense physical activity, too, for everyone that has testes.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You mean a skin bra? Sure, but it's not very stylish, this will keep your boys looking symmetrical