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Why is he so sweaty...? ಠ_ಠ
Coke
He do coke, (so he can work longer... so he can make more money... so he can do more coke)
You try and say Developers that many times in a row without getting an uncontrollable erection while sweating profusely!
I shit, I should not have tried this at work
White. Rich. Twitchy. Too much energy. Sweating profusely. On edge. Weird shit with jaw.
Stimulants.
Close to the 1980s?
Cocaine.
C-Suite in tech? COOOCAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNEEEEE (and young children)
Booger sugar