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He was a coomer, Ben Franklin? (hexbear.net)
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

i knew i had heard the name Madison Cawthorn before. so i looked up his wiki. here's the highlight reel

  • k-12 home schooled.
  • poli sci at bible college for a semester. earned Ds and dropped out, but not before gaining a reputation as an aggressive sex predator and pathological liar by student housing staff and confirmed by a petition signed by 150+ alumni of said bible college. impressive for a school with less than 400 students.
  • tried to bring a loaded handgun on a commercial flight in his carry-on TWICE. years apart.
  • a video of him naked in bed trying to eff a guy's mouth surfaced, which he insists was a type of cool prank normal guys do.
  • menace behind the wheel: speeding tickets, driving with a revoked license, including crashing into a cop car in a construction zone. multiple arrests.
  • typical financial shit, insider trading, illegal campaign payments, etc
[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 4 points 59 minutes ago

I had expected this to be bad, but jfc i had no idea it would get this wild.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Is he related to the guy who made FNAF?
Or is this the guy who puree republicans for being sex freaks and then they burned him?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 35 minutes ago

he claims he was invited to big crazy bipartisan orgies in DC early on during his one and only 2 year term and that everything that came out about him before/after this that was embarassing (his entire life) was a staged conspiracy brought on by the bipartisan orgy enjoyers because he turned them down and was a good christian man of upstanding morals.

for context, he also created a counter-petition to the 150+ alumni petition saying he didn't do any of the lying, sex pest stuff. 6 people signed it. though one of the six, the most prominent name, went on record with the media saying he did not sign it and that his endorsement was forged.

personally, if there are bipartisan orgies in DC, I don't think this guy would have made the invite list.