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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 164 points 2 weeks ago (30 children)

Binface has 4-1 odds to win, so there seems to be a very real chance he wins this election.

Which would be absolutely hilarious.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

Binface has

How dare you disrecpect the Count by omitting his title! Learn manners peasant!

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