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Young Guys Are Taking Melanotan II for the Perfect ‘Sunless Tan’—and Finding Other Results (www.menshealth.com)

submitted 6 days ago by faizalr@piefed.social to c/health@lemmy.world

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People are injecting a peptide called melanotan II to make their skin darker without having to tan. The history and safety risks behind the drug draws concern.

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Good lord fifteen minutes is plenty to get the job done

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nothing succeeds like excess! In real life I've drained enough priaptic penises to be scared of boner pills but there is a part of me (the more impulsive, less cautious part) that wants to throw caution to the wind and be able to hang a towel on it for a few hours.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought "drained priaptic penises" was a brag that you're really good at giving head at first. 🤣

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh lol. No, professionally. Which I guess could go either way too.

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The real question is how much school you needed for this job 😂

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

I think you mean "schooling." The way you say it sounds Epsteiny.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I mean it is manual labor 😉

What level of education would you like someone, who's about to stab your erect penis, to have? Personally I'd prefer a urologist and not some yokel armed with a metal straw and YouTube.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Got any openings coming up? 😏

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey that's what I asked your mom on the merry-go-round at the local swingers club /s

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Bruh i do but need to know this lmao

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In real life I’ve drained enough priaptic penises to be scared of boner pills

Gonna assume that's not the kind of path the career counsellor at your school pointed you to?

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Quite the opposite, it was sold to me as live wherever you want and work all the hours you want.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

you boars sir!

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I want to get to the snuggles sometime this millennium is all.