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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.