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[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

I've never understand why people always complain about jury duty in particular. I've never been called, but I think it sounds like an interesting experience.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 hours ago

It’s because they don’t value your time.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

if you are willing to sit a juror pool for like several days straight, where they spends hours questioning each juror of why they can and cannot serve. its really annoying and time consuming, and people have jobs. most of the people in my area can afford to take time off, majority of the juror pool i was in was tech/programmer. its very anxiety inducing if you dont want to be there.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, so you have to take vacation days for jury duty? Your employer doesn't have to give you leave? That's fucked up lol. Every time I think the US couldn't be more fucked than it already is, I get proven wrong lol.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

You reminded me of an excellent quote: "the USA is not a first world country. It's 50 third world countries in a trench coat".

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah do they not legally have to pay you for it in the us or something? That's messed up

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In most (maybe all) states, you do get paid by the state, but it is something hilariously low. In my state it is $20 a day I believe, which is not much above the minimum hourly wage for my area.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The assholes in my city don't even pay you enough to cover parking in the local parking garages they fucking recommend you use, let alone gas or meal expenses, for the day.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 hours ago

They pay you but it’s like enough for lunch.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

i sat in one last sept, it was very boring and very annoying if you a job. basically the 1st 2 days is roll call like 200+people, and they may or may not take "excuses' to be excluded from jd. if you are selected you have to sit in a courtroom usually 8am sharp and then sit there for 7+hrs listening to peoples "biases" of why they can or cannot be in the jury(with breaks). they will sus you out if you try the JD nullfication tactic, and they might end up choosing you. its incredibally annoying. this went on for 3-4 days, because people were trying to get out of jury duty( they have to vet every single person they call to the stand. its usually they choose 12 main jurors and 3-6 alternates, the only ones that usually are excused are people who are old(70+), have a disability, or thier jobs require so much time commiment they cant afford to be jury duty. almost everyone in my Jury pool were in tech, so mostly can afford to have time off, only a few one cant speak or understand English clearly(chinese immigrant), one is DEAF or very hearing impaired.lawyers, LEOs are also excluded mostly.

then they go through biases like someone is too emotional, or some is a former lawyer from another country (germany) which she gave the reason why a jury is inefficient, she was excused. 1 chick tried her hardest of being A SJW(organizing/prostesting,,,etc).

some people cant afford to be in a jury because of money. In a HCOL thats less likely.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 21 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Mostly it's money related. Some people literally cannot afford to attend jury duty because of how little compensation there is for their time; like in my area, if it takes two weeks you get compensated $4.75 an hour compared to a full time job which is $13.50 below minimum wage ($18.25).

I also think it would be cool and would like to attend, but then I wouldn't be able to pay rent if it goes on too long.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

in the west its only 15/day, if you are on the juror pool. and it was 3-4 days, i make more than that in half of a shift.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 13 hours ago

Yup, here you get minimum wage which is only slightly over federal.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 12 points 14 hours ago

Yeah you get to sit in a lobby for 3 hours, then the judge calls you in to tell you to be back in an hour after lunch. The you come back and sit a few more hours until they call you back in to tell you what time to be back the next day

[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

I served in a jury once on a criminal case, we found the defendant not guilty and got to see him be freed. That felt pretty nice to be a part of that.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't mind doing it. I was actually summoned twice in a two year period, but my stupid ADHD ass neglected to show up because I was really bad at time management back then. They have not summoned me since :(.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was exempt from jury duty while serving in the US military, but at one particular base I was stationed at, they put me on a list of potential jury members for any military trials held in the area.

My boss got selected to sit in on a trial, but I never got called. He was super excited about it. He said it was a fascinating case and he couldn't wait to spill the details once the trial concluded.

To this day, I've never been called on. I kinda hope it happens one day. I'm retired now and have nothing better to do.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

was he chosen, from what ive gathered they usually reject people that are too excited for jury duty.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Also jury nullification exists, which can be fun.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

they are too smart for that, they will keep you in the jury as long as they want just for doing that, or choose you anyways. you have to come up with creative ways of"biases". thats what some of the people did when i sat on a jury in the stands did. they were overexaggerating thier biases, and creating "Stories"