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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really don't want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I make like 1000 LemmyBucks a day from product placement ads and sponsors. Be sure to follow me, smash that like button, and check out my adult content on OnlyTankies.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?

Asking for a friend.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much for Loch Ness Monster flipper pics?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did we just uncover the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, How much for Loch Ness Monster flipper pics?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We use the barter economy here. You have to personally go to Jaybone's house and perform mutual aid sexual favors for them.

[–] grinka@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

LemmyBucks are fake everyone knows lemmy is communist so no money☝️

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can't make it what the 14th word is. is it just a typo of deletion or some satanic phallus symbol?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it couldn't be a satanic phallus symbol typo, those are hard to type.ε==/╲/( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)/\╱\

see?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I was in a band called Satanic Phallus Symbol Typo.

Ww mostly played nerdcore Mayhem covers

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It was originally a typo, but now it's definitely a satanic phallus symbol.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as "My Lord", "Eloheim", and others i cant remember.

Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, you're giving away a lot about yourself here. I've never heard someone referred to censor bars as hentai bars before.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hentai censor bars are very different from regular censor bars. Regular ones actually block the content. Hentai censor bars block the minimum legal requirement possible

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's untrue and I have the foreskin to prove it!

See pic for proof

spoilerJFC my guy why would you click that??

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most disappointing click today :-(

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

seriously. maybe this will cheer you up

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

100% the best pussy I've seen

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why wouldn’t I?

Tap for spoilerNow show me your peenor

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

My tin-foil-hattest conspiracy theory is that it's being done inorganically to make English as a whole a taboo language.