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Sounds like Grindr lol Empty profiles with a first message only expressing that they want you. No I don't care I can ask you anything, stop talking like this is a datingsim where you win by not giving the wrong answers. The all you can eat dick buffet was not all it was cut out to be
the queer version of this meme is more fascinating: there's an logarithmic curve on the apps -- especially grindr -- where it indeed is an endless ass buffet if you're a conventionally attractive top who knows how to be photogenic, but not as much if you prefer bottoming.
to be clear though, being a photogenic & attractive bottom will still get you several fold more dick than an average looking person and i suspect that, that logarithmic delta would blow most people's minds -- it's literally about over a dozen sex partners in a single night where average people consider just 1 to be a successful night.