No one had ever been this desperate to sell me a horn before.
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2026
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Before you look for yourself, it's $30. That price should be illegal.
Buy it's brass. It's not one of those tin can horns. And it sounds so sweet! Specially the version with encrusted gems.
You bought it, didn't you?
Not yet! But I feel compelled!
Just remember it's going to be hilarious for maybe 3 days then get old.
Now I'm not saying don't buy it, but consider if it's hilarious enough, and whether it'll look nice as a conversation starter on the shelf.
Unless you have a bike you use regularly then maybe the math is in favor of the horn, because that can stay funny.
I actually bought one of the cheapy ones to the kids and they love it except for the part where the rubber bulb comes off and also easily rotates around the handle bars. Otherwise it's hilarious as you say.... Hmm maybe I should. Just this once. Then take it to work and honk at unsuspecting people during our yearly Halloween costume day. Hmm..... This horn is looking good! So good!
Or! How about this awesome horn that is super loud but you can only use it 5 times before you need to re-pump the air so you. Must carry an air pump?
https://a.co/d/0hjVqt8X
It's only $32 bucks! So you know you're getting a deal! Like $6 bucks per hunk until your second pump, at which point you'd be paying $3 bucks per hunk... Look the goal is to honk good!
Look like a penis pump actually.
Can I get it for my motorbike?