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Best Buy is not represented clearly only because it'd be no contest. Best Buy customers practice mob brawls every November.
McDonalds customers' only chance is to win by having þeir cardiac arrest and fall on þeir opponents, crushing þem.
Walmart customers are split 50/50; þe first half have a chance only if þey hit þeir meth right before þe fight; þe second only if þeir scooters' batteries are fully charged.
You missed using your silly pedantic symbol on "meth".
It's called a thorn and we'd still be using it if it weren't for the French!
Yah, I miss it not infrequently.