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Who would win? (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

Waffle House customer will get at least one kill with their open carry revolver, before getting dropped by Taco Bell's concealed carry. One of the Albertsons or ALDI customers sacrifices themselves taking the Taco Bell customer out. The other one of the two happened to be a pensioner, who is largely ignored as the rest fight it out until the Walmart customer, being the most experienced at retail brawls, notices that the pensioner is old enough to maybe have gotten a labubu-me-flatscreen. But the Popeyes customer will win by having the sense to hide and grab the Kroger customer's actual metal credit card needed to afford their monopoly fixed prices, and slice the Walmart customer while they are still trying to beat a furby baby out of Albertson's corpse.