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[–] ollie@pawb.social 3 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

this is exactly my little nagging worry...

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Don't worry. There are infinite potential Gods you could be angering no matter which choice you make.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 22 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

i didnt know a sentance could both be that comforting and that unnerving at once

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

I’m sure that shit afterward will be just like the shit that came before. You made it through twenty billion years of nothing just fine, you’ll be able to do it again. No bills, no student loans, no hours taking forever, your back doesn’t feel like that when you stand up.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just become an atheist and anger them all at the same time.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

Some of them might like that

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

why would the region based on a 2000 year old doomsday prophet be real, but the one based on the moon being your mom be wrong? think about it.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?

[–] decolo@piefed.social 1 points 43 minutes ago

https://youtu.be/CLdUAvRfrug

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?