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Scenario 1 is a great way to get fired
dunno how. i have used it in all my jobs since i was a teenager. i start the convo about how i do it when getting hired, and it’s never a “find out” secret. some folks think “hes just bs” but nope.
wait till you start a salaried job and while on pto/fto a boss calls you and you take that day back and don’t take pto that day. ;)
remind bosses that they have jobs to do too.
Maybe a few years ago but not now, that's a great way to spend longer looking for work.
yeah to be fair i am 8 years in on this job and it’s got “unlimited pto” which is the horseshit you think it might be.