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[–] Devial@lemmy.world 95 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Classic republican. Doesn't give a shit about a problem, until they're personally affected by it.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 25 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Every single one has to get hurt individually to understand. It’s probably an undiagnosed learning disability

[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

That's a lot of people, let's get started.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure, Republican is the diagnosis.

Remember a joke about how you don't need to have brain damage to be a Republican, but it sure does help.

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