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[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

I wouldn't mind being engulfed.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They had Eggnog at Costco today... Wtf

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dude, we're well into September.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

edited, and my point is still fully valid

[–] the_fuckler@nord.pub 0 points 1 day ago

Yeah but you're an over aggressive little bitch, so nullified

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

december will be celebrating valentines and easter.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

what does that mean?