There is no clear way to get the toast out without using a conductive implement like a fork or your finger.
We've been to the Moon ffs
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The solution is on your end, don't put in slices that are too thick.
There's more than one way to toast a slice.
There are toasters with wider slots:
Here's a conveyor toaster:
https://youtu.be/GEOCBukuwK4
Here's another cool, old toaster, you push a lever to flip the bread, toasts one side at a time:
https://youtu.be/ABbmJSfwMoY
This would work over your stove:
A glass sided toaster that splits in half:
https://youtu.be/Fv__lSiMmZA?t=29
Wow, you have managed to make me a toaster enthusiast! Please do get in touch with Technology Connections
I just did a few minutes of searching. Alec is the OG, he'll do toasters in his own time, if he hasn't already.
He has
I especially like that 2nd one
Btw, why is there none with a hinge, so the edge goes up?
The comments on the antique one sided toaster are silly. yeah dude let's RETVRN to a time when toasters were slower and more likely to burn your house down lmao. It's a cool specimen, and lots of older stuff is genuinely designed better than newer stuff, but not this one.
Speaking of the extra wide one, I have tried toasting tofu before. Was nice and crunchy