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[–] X@piefed.world 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

We can thusly induce that cat saliva has all kinds of shampoo, hair conditioner, nutrition

Conclusion: harvest cat saliva for human use

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

I read that last sentence in Satisfactory voice libne woman ^^

HARVEST

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let your cat bathe you, it’s cheaper

[–] X@piefed.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plus you get exfoliation for free

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What cat exfoliation feels like:

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Damn, they’re like surgeons with their tongues! Look at that precision!

[–] concerned@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Kash? That you?

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago

I think the fine brush that's built into their tongue also helps a lot. Maybe sleeping 16h a day too.