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What is something that's crazier than the wildest dreams of any ~1970s nerd, but exists today? I'll start with an easy one: (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by yogurtwrong@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always want a realpowrtful pool jet water pump filteration systems so that it pushes hard but water soft do hard soft on penis and it great ejactulations I've always added had in my growing so itrememberenced me to a better home. Damn the times do gooder is me that is wanting bit not.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, and I thought poetry was dead

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I once used my pool pump

To get it on w/water hump

Used that spigot to blown

On my penis' part's dome

And then I blow sperm in

The water and go n swim